Browsing: sharks

If you don’t do sharks and horror, this is not a post nor a film for you. Director Johannes Roberts returns to helm the aquatic shark-scare-sequel, which just got it’s first trailer this morning. The film will tell the story of fourteens diving in a ruined underwater city, who quickly find themselves in a watery hell […]

This reviewer has been waiting [impatiently] for the film adaptation of Steve Alten‘s novel “The Meg” for many, many years. Remember that Disney had actually optioned the title as far back as the 90’s, and it’s been sitting at the bottom of the development-hell ocean for decades. Imagine my absolute delight when word came down […]

Nothing better than movies about sharks, amiright?  I mean sure, there are some not-so-great ones in the annals of film, but for the most part, you remember them. This brings us to today’s trailer drop: Deep Blue Sea 2. Directed by Darin Scott (I Know Where Lizzie Is, A Housekeeper’s Revenge), the shark-infested film features bull sharks […]

You know that thing in zombie movies where it’s like no one in the movie has ever SEEN A ZOMBIE MOVIE? The same thing seems to happen when it comes to almost ALL the modern shark flicks.  47 Meters Down on the surface looks really promising, the strong trailer really helps sell it after the […]

Sharknado was the campy D movie (not even good enough to be a B movie) the world needed in 2013.  Completely outrageous ridiculous, and that was just the idea that casting Tara Reid in a leading role was a good idea!  I kid, I kid.  Kind of. I have a terrible soft spot for godawful […]

Every generation has the defining shark film that makes folks afraid to go into the water.  For the foreseeable future,  it’s STILL Jaws. While yes, The Shallows offers some FANTASTIC cinematography and okay-ish jumpscares, it falls flat everywhere else. And this is coming from someone who has an unexplainable love for crappy B movies and their crappier […]