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    True News: Blue Milk is Coming to a Galactic Grocery Near You

    Mary Anne ButlerBy No Comments

    If one of the fondest memories from your childhood is pouring a nice cup of BanthaBlue after a hard day on the moisture farm, we have some great news for you. Maybe your uncle was a bit of a hardass and wouldn’t get you go hang out with your friends, but you always had that…milk…to look forward to.

    What we mean is that scene in “Star Wars” when Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) “enjoys” a cup of blue milk with this aunt and uncle. Wouldn’t you like to experience the same thing from the comfort of your own home? Well, thanks to TruMoo, this April, you can!

    From the press release- “TruMoo Blue Milk is 1% low-fat milk and features natural vanilla flavor and blue color for a truly galactic delicious experience your family will enjoy.”

    Expect to find this at stores starting April 17, 2024.

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    Mary Anne Butler (Mab) got her start in album reviews and live concert coverage for a nationally published (print) music magazine as a teenager. She eventually transitioned to online media, writing for such sites as UGO/IGN, ComicsOnline, Geek Magazine, Ace of Geeks, Aggressive Comix (Editor-in-Chief), Bleeding Cool (News Editor), Nerdbot (as Editor-In-Chief), and now [Bad]Influencers, where she is Editor-in-Chief. Over the past 15 years, she’s built a well-known reputation at conventions across the globe as a cosplayer (occasionally), photographer (constantly), panelist and moderator (mostly), and reporter (always). Interviews, reviews, observations, breaking news, and objective reporting are the name of the game for the founder of Harkonnen Knife Fight, a Dune-themed band. She also produces award-winning immersive events, including Wasteland Weekend and Neotropolis.

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