Browsing: 50 Shades

Yes, I have actually sat through all three of the 50 Shades films now, BUT NOT BECAUSE I PURCHASED A TICKET.  The third film in the….franchise….based on E. L. James’ series sees the completion (praying.emoji) of the ‘story’ of Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) and Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan). If you have forgotten, the idea for the series […]

It’s been a long strange ride for the “50 Shades” phenomenon, and thankfully Fifty Shades Freed is the final entry in the trilogy. The first teaser for the third Fifty Shades film was just released by Universal: The teaser shows Anastasia Steele played by Dakota Johnson and Christian Grey played by Jamie Dornan getting married.  Then they jet off to a […]

Many films can be described as a hot mess, but 50 Shades Darker is more of a tepid accident.   I feel the need to remind you if you are unaware that the ‘book’ series the films (there will be a third one eventually) are based on was written as “Twilight” fanfiction by author EL James. […]

We make a lot of jokes about 50 Shades Of Grey, mostly because it’s a really stupid poor excuse for literary smut.  It is the worst kind of generally acceptable “BDSM”, which is nothing more than poorly veiled abuse.  I say this because I’ve read the first book, because anytime I review something, or make […]

Oh look, just want we always wanted!  (That’s what we call sarcasm, kids.)  More 50 Shades of Grey!  The only thing about this particular video that makes it interested and worth a watch is the creativity of the LEGO-director in this mashup blockin’ trailer: This video comes from Lego remake specialist Antonio Toscano, thanks Variety for posting this! […]