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    “Guardians Of The Galaxy”: Gets A XXX Parody

    Mary Anne ButlerBy

    We all know what rule 34 is right?

    “Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.   Additionally it is accepted that the rule itself has limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question.”

    Well, now we can add James Gunn’s monster hit Marvel film Guardians of the Galaxy to the long list of porn parodies from internet smut peddlers (I saw with nothing but love) WoodRocket.com.  The Rocket (oh God I can’t even type that without laughing) has previously released such XXX parodies as Sex Toy Story, Bob’s Boners, Game of Bones and Doctor Who-re.

    This particular adult content romp will be titled Gnardians Of The Galaxy: 50 Shades Of Groot, will be written & directed by Lee Roy Myers.

     “I think that Guardians of the Galaxy is one of the greatest superhero movies of all time. I am very excited to add penetration.” says Myers.
    Casting for Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot will begin soon.  Holy crap I hope they cast Evan Stone as Rocket Raccoon, there really isn’t anyone who could deliver those lines as well as he could.  “Quit smiling you idiot, we’re supposed to be professionals.”
    Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot will be available for free exclusively at WoodRocket.com.

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    Mary Anne Butler (Mab) got her start in album reviews and live concert coverage for a nationally published (print) music magazine as a teenager. She eventually transitioned to online media, writing for such sites as UGO/IGN, ComicsOnline, Geek Magazine, Ace of Geeks, Aggressive Comix (Editor-in-Chief), Bleeding Cool (News Editor), Nerdbot (as Editor-In-Chief), and now [Bad]Influencers, where she is Editor-in-Chief. Over the past 15 years, she’s built a well-known reputation at conventions across the globe as a cosplayer (occasionally), photographer (constantly), panelist and moderator (mostly), and reporter (always). Interviews, reviews, observations, breaking news, and objective reporting are the name of the game for the founder of Harkonnen Knife Fight, a Dune-themed band. She also produces award-winning immersive events, including Wasteland Weekend and Neotropolis.

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