Emerald Fennel Wants to Make ‘Erotic’ “Jurassic Park”

Before we get into too many details, we want to start by saying maybe Oscar-winning filmmaker Emerald Fennel should read some more Chuck Tingle books. BECAUSE, and we’re not making this up- she reportedly wants to “get in on the dinosaurs,” and make something akin to an “erotic” “Jurassic Park.”

Now, this could be…fine? At the very least, it’d be more interesting than the latest outings of “Jurassic World.” Considering Fennel’s body of work, including “Promising Young Woman,” and the currently-out-in-theaters “Saltburn.” It’s clear she has stories to tell. But…with dinosaurs?

“My favorite film of all time is ‘Jurassic Park,’ so I would love to get in on the dinosaurs,” she said. “Well, first and foremost, it’s very erotic. I think humans and dinosaurs have gotten to that stage in their time together where things are starting to get quite thrilling. So, there’s a marriage between a man and a velociraptor and it’s basically a domestic drama.”

She’s….joking, right? She’s gotta be joking?

After reading Derrick‘s review of “Saltburn“….maybe she’s not.