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    Perfect Candelabra for When Cthulhu Comes to Dinner and More

    Mary Anne ButlerBy Updated:No Comments

    If there’s one thing we certainly can’t discount in 2021, it’s the rising of some of those delightfully chaotic elder gods and possibly even Cthulhu. Imagine the octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind showing up at your house for a dinner party.

    If you invite an elder god to dinner, he’s gonna need some souls to munch on. But also, a pretty bitchin’ candelabra to honor him. Like one of these ones?



    Order that one here.

    This guy is slightly more “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea,” but still pretty great:

    Order him here.

    Offer the Elder God a drink from his own visage-

    Order it here.

    And why not a themed door knocker, too?

    Order that door knocker here.


    Cthulhu shower curtain? Why not?

    Pick it up here.

    And who doesn’t love a cuddly Cthulhu?

    Order him here.

    Or a beanie??

    Anyhow. We just thought this list would be a nice distraction from the real madness happening in the world.

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    Mary Anne Butler (Mab) got her start in album reviews and live concert coverage for a nationally published (print) music magazine as a teenager. She eventually transitioned to online media, writing for such sites as UGO/IGN, ComicsOnline, Geek Magazine, Ace of Geeks, Aggressive Comix (Editor-in-Chief), Bleeding Cool (News Editor), Nerdbot (as Editor-In-Chief), and now [Bad]Influencers, where she is Editor-in-Chief. Over the past 15 years, she’s built a well-known reputation at conventions across the globe as a cosplayer (occasionally), photographer (constantly), panelist and moderator (mostly), and reporter (always). Interviews, reviews, observations, breaking news, and objective reporting are the name of the game for the founder of Harkonnen Knife Fight, a Dune-themed band. She also produces award-winning immersive events, including Wasteland Weekend and Neotropolis.

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